Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Somewhere over a Beef Salad Rainbow....


Understandably my title might put you off with its ridiculous try at irony. But when you look at the rainbow of colours loosely formed on the blank white plate, dressed and dripping with oozy special soy-sauce dressing and thinly sliced pieces of rare beef, all should make sense. 
This is a salad of a rainbow. 
Yellows, reds, greens and oranges dance on the plate as they tease the eyes with a circusy performance of summers flavours. 

This beef salad is not only good on the eyes, but sends you on a foodified sabbatical to learn new flavours with deliciously balanced slurpings of juicy tangy sauce that coats crunchy, slippery vegetables and even sickly sweet mangoes. With every mouthful comes an out-of-body experience of pure invigorated deliciousness. 

For this salad i used a mango some beans, a cucumber some carrot and capsicum. But you can swap and change with whatever you like. The key is the dressing and the marinated beef. I aslo used a scotch fillet but you could try another cut of meat, like the skirt or backstrap. 

Rainbow Beef salad recipe:

Cucumber
Carrot
Beans
Mango
Capsicum
Mint
Rice noodles

Scotch fillet
Szechuan pepper 
Garlic
Soy sauce

Dressing: 
4 tbs soy sauce
2 table spoon sweet chilli sauce
1 tbs Lime juice
1 tsp brown sugar
2 tbs vegetable oil


Method:

Marinate your beef, for minimum 30 mins, with 3 tbs of soy sauce and some smashed szechuan pepper and garlic. 
Cook the rice noodles via the packet and set aside to cool. 
Chuck some boiling water on your beans for 2 minutes to flash cook, and set aside to cool for chopping. 

Julienne all your vegetables and the mango. 
Shred your mint and toss all together in a bowl, set aside.
Make your dressing by putting all the measurements into a jar then pop the lid on and shake

Cook your meat to your liking. And toss with the salad prepared. 



 Fresh, tasty and quick. Follow the rainbow and whip up a beef salad.

It's a Bowl of Gold! 






Friday, November 16, 2012

Sharing Christmas Cheer With Pineapples!


With a trip planned to America in only a months time! I am celebrating Christmas with my family in November, so i don't miss out completely. With so much saving for the trip i've left little money for presents, but nothing beats a present made by hand. This year i've made a delicious pineapple chutney, that is spiced-up with whole Sichuan Peppers. These fiery tangy peppers are sometimes referred to as 'Prickly Ash' or 'Fagara' and are used a lot in asian cooking to replace black pepper. They add a needed punch to this chutney and take the pineapple to a whole other level of sweetness with a lingering robust heat of peppery goodness. 
To make 6 chutneys cost me just $14, but nothing can replace the love that i put into these glass jars of deliciousness. Just look at the effort i went to with the decorating! Twig of rosemary fastened by a small red peg and all! These little touches go a long way, and make my chutney look so Legit! 

The recipe for this is one i've learnt at work. Taught to me by my Head Chef Leo, who knows a thing or two about spices. It goes perfectly with roasted pork, could go nicely with your christmas ham or anywhere else you want a deliciously sweet condiment to balance out richness. Living in a household that always saves jars, i had a few on hand to bottle up a yummy present that just keeps giving. This truly is the best present you can give.

Recipe:

2 pineapples
450ml of white wine vinegar 
400g brown sugar
400g castor sugar
300g raw sugar. 
300ml apple juice
1 tbs sichuan pepper (you can add more if you like a kick)
2 cloves

Method:

Skin your pineapples and cut the whole pineapple into quarters
Take the core out, by cutting down on an angle on the inside of the quarter. 
Dice the pinapple into 1 cm chunks and chuck in a large pot. 
Cover in sugars, juice, vinegar and spices. 
Cook over medium heat for 1-2 hours

When the pineapple has become translucent it is ready to be bottled. To make life easier use a funnel to get the chutney into the glass jars or cut the top off a milk bottle or juice carton and use it upside down as a funnel. 

Seal the hot chutney with a lid and decorate when cooled. 


Nothing says Christmas in Australia like a nice fresh pineapple! So why not cook some of this delicious chutney, bottle it up and give to your friends and family. Not only will you save some money, but they will surely be thankful for the time you took to make it. 
Not to mention how yummy it is!

Merry Christmas to you. 

And a pineapple Too.


Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Mental Lentils!!!

Lentil burgers are a less than usual menu addition for a weeknight meal, but let that not suggest anything less than a taste sensation, for they can be just as good if not better than your average sloppy joe. 

Lentils are a pulse full with protein and are great source of dietary fibre making them a healthy option not just for your vegetarians but for everyone! And the taste? Lentils are very good at absorbing flavours so when cooked properly are irresistibly morrish. 


If you've never fondled with a Lentil before and would like to get to know the amazing pulse a little better this is the best place to start. A burger. Flavoured with a touch of curry paste and topped with some sour cream and Sweet Chilli Sauce your lips will be licking and your tummy smiling. 
Here's a quick recipe to start you off. I used a can of lentils so you don't have to worry with the cooking of them just yet.  


Recipe for Lentil Brugers:
1 Onion
1 Carrot
1/2 Red capsicum
2 eggs
300g bread crumbs
1 tbs of Curry paste ( I like to use Tikka Paste)
1 tsp Mustard
1 400g Can of brown lentils

Halloumi
Sour cream
Sweet chilli sauce
Lettuce
Sliced tomato
Burger Buns.

Method:
Dice your onion, carrot and capsicum and saute in a pan with some olive oil until soft.
In a bowl put your lentils, breadcrumbs, eggs and mix together
Add your curry paste and mustard to the onion mix, then mix it all together with the lentils.
Form patties, and refrigerate for 30 minutes to make sure they stay together.

Cook in a pan so they're golden on both sides, along with your halloumi. Pop the halloumi on top of the patty and put in the oven for 5 minutes with your bread rolls.
Assemble with lettuce, tomato, sour cream and sweet chilli.

Devour as neccessary. You will be pleasantly surprised.

*For a gluten free option you can use almond meal instead of bread crumbs and replace the bread for a gluten free option. 
*Vegans can discard the sour cream and halloumi


LENTICCHIE, LENTILLES, LENTILS - However you say it, they are sure to be a winner. 
Delicious and Filling!


So Nummy and Good for the Tummy!




Monday, September 24, 2012

Knock out some Gnocchi!


Inspired by two greedy Italians I made some gnocchi, but in a cheesy way. Instead of potatoes i used ricotta. Making this delicious dumpling all the more decedent. 

"Y i cooking soooo good!" 
 Recipe:

The sauce:
3 cloves of garlic
Half a bulb of fennel
one rasher of bacon
two tins of tomatoes.
Olive oil
Thyme

Get the pot hot add a decent amount of olive oil, submerge the garlic and fennel into it and let it cook until slightly golden. Then add the bacon cook a little more. Then  the canned tomatoes some water and let it come to the boil and simmer. Leave for the amount of time it takes to make your gnocchi, then blend and serve with parmesan.

The gnocchi:
200g flour
225 grams of ricotta
3 egg yolks
salt
black pepper
nutmeg

Mix it all together in a bowl to form a dough then knock it out onto a floured surface and knead it for 5 minutes. Then roll it out into long cylinders like so:


Cut the cylinders into bite size pieces.

Then roll them on the back of a fork, to make a nice shape. 

Cook in a pot of boiling water until they rise to the top. Scoop them out and dose with olive oil. 
Serve with the blended sauce. Delicimo!


Friday, September 7, 2012

MOF MOF

I bet you're wondering what MOF MOF stands for..  Its a culinary term less used today but i think the most important when approaching day to day cooking. Take it on, and it will change your world.

Minimum Of Fuss
Maximum Of Flavour. 

Its all about letting ingredients speak for themselves. Using simple methods of cookery to exaggerate their unique tastes.
Here are some of my MOF MOF food ways:

Best way to eat fish: Seared with lemon.
Best way to eat tomato: Smothered in olive oil and a pinch of salt on a thick slice of bread.
Best way to eat bread: With butter.
Best way to eat a pear: Poached in sugar syrup with cardamon.
Best way to eat raspberries: Fresh on their own, or on a sweet tart with Creme patissier custard.
Best way to eat eggs: Scrambled. Whipped with a touch of cream and cooked on a stove.
Best way to eat cheese: On its own with crackers, or melted into a puffy soufflé.
Best way to eat potato: cooked in water and mashed with cream butter and salt.

And last but not least.. Lemons!!!!

My favourite way to give a lemon so that it has maximum flavour with minimum fuss is my Nanna's Lemon pudding.
It captures everything about the lemon, it's sour zang, its pure taste, yellow colour and zestational deliciousness. This isn't too rich and is a perfect way to finish of a light meal. Its simple, no fuss cooking.

And here is the orginal recipe passed down from generation to generation. My present to you reader!

MOF MOF.
*and yes i know this recipe ridiculously calls for MARGARINE! i would most definitely go with butter!




Wednesday, July 25, 2012

FULLY RAGU'Y

An Italian Beef Ragu with a casereccie gemelli shaped pasta topped with dollops of ricotta and a freshly zested lemon with finely chopped parsley. This is the dish you spend all day salivating for. This is the dish that makes you want to go for more and more and more. This is one of my favourite foods. Absolutely Delcimo! SO rich and hearty, perfect for winter and for big groups of people to feast on.  


    

This shape of pasta is perfect for the sauce, it grabs the perfectly tendor beef in its clasps and doesn't let go. Fusilli is another substitution. You can find it at good delis, and takes a little longer to cook. Actually 18 minutes.


Recipe for Beef Ragu with pasta. 

500 g Chuck beef Steak
1 brown onion
2 cloves of garlic
200g of speck or bacon.
2 carrots
1 tbsTomato paste
2 cans of chopped tomatoes in tomato juice
splash of red wine
Packet of casereccie gemelli pasta, or Fusilli.
Parley
1 lemon
smooth ricotta


Get a crock pot on the stove. Cook off the speck, then put aside.
Caramelise the beef and put aside
Cook the onion in some olive oil until they sweat.
Add the carrots and cook a little more.
Add the garlic and other ingredients that were put aside as well as the tomato paste.
Cook off for 2 mins and add a splash of wine
Then the tomatoes. cover and let it simmer for 1 hour or until the meat is tender.

Cook the pasta and drop it into the thick sauce. Season with salt and serve with the zest of a lemon, chopped parsley and big dollops of ricotta.

Wowweee this is yummy.


Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Caesar Pleasar!

Fill your hunger pains with a salad like no other! Caesar salad for dinner is a crowd pleaser! The crunchy croutons, that hide under tender and crisp cos lettuce leaves, give this salad it's texture touch! Not to mention the gooey egg and bacon pieces that tuck in and behind all crevices of the salad. But its the dressing that makes a statement. A lemon-tangy mayo with an anchovy spin that leaves u wanting more! It's quick and easy. So thank Mr. Caesar tonight and whip it up! Add chicken if u want some extra protein and you've got yourself a balanced healthy meal. If you serve this people will go at it with hammers and tongs.
It's a Caesar Pleasar!!!

Recipe for a Caesar Pleasar:


4 eggs
1 cos lettuce
Bacon
Good mayonnaise
Sourdough
Olive oil
Lemon
Anchovy fillets
parsley


 To boil the eggs, put the eggs in a pot of cold water bring to the boil turn the heat off and cover with a lid for 6 minutes. Then rinse rapidly under cold water or leave in iced water to cool.


Slice bacon to small prices and cook in pan until crispy
Remove bacon and add sourdough pieces and some olive oil. Cook to golden brown.


For dressing take a big spoon of mayo, finely dice the anchovy and parsley and add with a squeeze of Lemon juice. Taste and adjust accordingly


Peel eggs and assemble the salad!



Plates should look like this after salad has been consumed. 


Thursday, July 5, 2012

Duck. Duck. Duck.... Juice!!!...... Cherry Juice.

The marriage of duck to sweetness is undeniable, they were made for each other! Duck a'la'orange being a well known classic! For it is ducks' yummy juicy fat, that lines its breasts and legs, that longs for sweetness. A contrast that is needed by its deliciously pink flesh which cannot be matched by much else. Here we have a breast coated in a sweet cherry sauce and fanned out onto a lip-licking salad of rocket, thinly sliced fennel and segments of flavour-squirting-mandarin. To soak up all the delicious juices i chucked in some duck fat roasted croutons, and some confit tomatoes that were cooked in the rendered duck fat. 

 Life has many simple pleasures. Duck was one of them tonight.




Cherry Duck with fennel salad:

Duck breast
Rocket
Mandarin
Fennel
Cherry-vine tomatoes
Sourdough
A nice Cherry Jam, or Some frozen sour cherries that can be cooked with sugar, water and orange peel to make your own sauce. 

Preheat oven to 180 Degrees.
Start with a cold pan. Score your duck and massage with salt and pepper
Place in a pan and turn it on to medium heat
Leave for 3 or so minutes untill the skin is golden brown and then turn it over
Cook for 1-2 mins then remove from rendered fat and place on oiled tray
Quickly chuck in your tomatoes to the fat and spoon over the oils for 2 minutes then place on the tray with the duck
Grab your sourdough and also get it in the pan to let it soak up the duck fat.
Also put it on the tray with the duck.
Put into a 180 degree oven for 10 or so minutes.

While its cooking thinly slice your fennel, and toss with the rocket and segments of mandarin. 
Dress with a teaspoon of balsamic and a good slosh of olive oil. 

Pull your duck out and let it rest for 5 minutes 
Cut up your roasted bread into croutons and plate-up with your salad.

Heat your jam in the microwave or on the stove

Slice your duck and fan it out onto the salad. Then spoon the liquid cherry goodness over the juicy meat. Chuck the tomatoes on the side. 

Grab your knife & fork and Love Your Duck. 


Friday, June 29, 2012

I Gave Into Cupcakes...but did them my way.

Cupcakes have trended in the sweet food world. As the predecessor to the macaron they are well known and loved by the common foodie. And why wouldn't they be?  They tick all the right boxes! They're colourful, decorative, small and fun. All the qualities needed for a toothsome scrummy fashionable food.

So i was asked to cook some cakes for a charity day at my softball club. Walking round the supermarket i'd grabbed some carrots thinking i'd make a nice carrot cake. But as i made my way down the cake isle i noticed these cute patty cake papers, that i just couldn't ignore. Give the people what they want i thought to myself. So i ditched the carrots, and grabbed some food colouring and the patty cake papers instead. 

I'd like to think i'm against food fads, i still haven't endorsed the Macaron as the be-all of sweet goods, but something about the cupcake kept me interested. I mean its just a small cake. But it is precisely its  small, functional, no mess nature that makes it so popular. I'd been putting off having a good go at them for too long, it was time i took on the Cupcake. Sam style- that is without the gigantic overcompensating frosting and instead a smooth decent, but not over-the-top layer of buttery sweetness. 

These are my KISS Cupcakes. (Keeping It Simple Sam)
I used freeze dried rasberries for the pink cupcakes, a small mint leaf for the green, and some lavander candy for the purple.  


KISS Cupcake Recipe:

200g Butter Softened
370g Castor Sugar
The seeds of 2 Vanilla Beans
4 eggs 
405g Self raising Flour
250ml milk

Line muffin trays with patty cake papers, and set oven at 180 degrees.
Cream the butter sugar and vanilla together, until white. Then beat the eggs in one by one. When all eggs are added check that the grain of the sugar is lost and the mix has a smooth texture. 
Add half the flour and milk and mix with a wooden spoon or spatula. 
Add the rest of the milk and flour and mix to smooth batter. 
Spoon into patty cake papers.
Cook in oven for 15-20 minutes. 



Frosting:

While the cakes cool make your frosting.

140g butter. Softened
280g icing sugar
1-2 tbsp milk
Food colouring--- only a few drops 

Beat the butter with half the icing sugar until smooth, then add the remaining sugar with 1 tbsp of milk.
Add more milk accordingly.

Divide the mix into separate containers to make different colours, and add a small amount (1 drop then mix at a time) of food colouring. 

Use a bread knife to frost your cupcakes and decorate accordingly.

                                 




These cupcakes are simple and no fuss. 
Have a go.
Have a cupcake 

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...



Sometimes it's worth waking up that little bit earlier so u can have fresh apple and cinnamon muffins straight out of the oven for breakfast!


Apple and cinnamon muffins:

3 cups of self raising flour
1 1/2 cups of castor sugar
3/4 cup of veg oil
4 eggs
1 BIG spoon of natural yoghurt
1 tsp of baking powder
---- this is a basic muffin recipe u can add whatever u wish


In this case I added:
4 apples
2 tsp ground cinnamon
1 tsp of ground cloves
1/2 tsp of cardamom


Mix all your muffin ingredients together to form a base batter.
Peel apples and toss with spices, add a tablespoon of sugar and a bit of butter cover and microwave for 3 mins then add to batter.


Spoon into prepared muffin tins.
And cook in a moderate oven (180) for 20-30 mins or until golden brown and a skewer comes out clean
Dust with icing sugar and serves Warm! :)))
Sooooo scrummy!



Sunday, June 17, 2012

Vichyssoise


Soup to Soothe Sam. 
This would have to be my favourite soup. Served with sourdough bread coated in butter, this French classic does not disappoint.
It is Delish!

Recipe for Potato and Leek Soup, AKA Vichyssoise:

2 good size leeks
6 decent pontiac potatoes (waxy variety)
Thyme

Peel your potatoes and chop into chunky dice. 
Slice your leeks and put both ingredients into a decent pot. 
the ratio of Potato to Leek should be about the same. Adjust accordingly
Pop some thyme in, ad fill with enough water so that the veg is submerged only just. 

Cook for 45 mins on low heat, somewhat covered.
Mount with butter (50 grams or so)and season with salt and cracked pepper.
Either serve as is or blend.

Serve hot with nice GOOD bread. Sourdough is recommended or a nice Rye. 

Oh La La C'est Marveilleux!!!!



Saturday, June 16, 2012

Wintery Afternoon Tea

Warm afternoon tea in miserable weather is in the only way to spend an afternoon. The tea cups are brought out and the tea-pot is filled.
This is a very easy cake, that can also be turned into small cakes which are called Financiers.
You can swap the pears for berries, or apples or anything else you desire. 
Its a moist cake, as the almond meal adds that extra something. 
Bonappetite! 

Recipe for: Pear and almond cake. 

100g plain flour
200g almond meal.
300g castor sugar
200g EGG WHITES
200g butter (melted)
Mix all together,
Line greased cake tin with cook pears and almond flakes - Either Pre bought are fresh ones cut up and sautéed with sugar in a pan
 spoon mix on top.
Bake in oven for 20 minutes, or until golden brown at 180*c 

Let it sit for 5 minutes to cool, then flip it out on a serving plate.
Delicimo! 

Friday, June 15, 2012

My Good Morning Porridge!


A Winter warmer, this will treat your taste-buds to something less then usual. 
The rhubarb can be made well in advance and keeps for ages. Its a tasty way to eat oats that have a long lasting release of energy and can reduce your cholesterol.
  
Recipe For Rhubarb Porridge:

Rhubarb:
1 Bunch of rhubarb
Some orange Juice
A knob of Fresh Ginger
1 Cinnamon quill
2 Whole Star Anise
4 Cardamon pods
Castor sugar. 

Chop the Rhubarb into small pieces (they dont all have to look the same.)
Get deep baking tray, or pot. 
Put the rhubarb in and cover with enough sugar for all peices to have a good coating. 
Skin the ginger and thinly slice into small brunoise 
Add some orange juice so that it comes up just half way.
Add the spices.
If you're baking the rhubarb pop it in the oven COVERED at 160 degrees for about 1 hour, or until the rhubarb is soft. Discard some of the juice if its too much
If you're cooking it on the stove, cover it with a lid and cook it on low for an hour or again until the rhubarb is soft. 
        *Make sure the spices are removed from the rhubarb so someone doesn't bite into a giant piece of cardamon.. not a very nice taste on its own. 

Recipe for Rhubarb Porridge:
For 1. times by the amount of people your serving.


1 cup of rolled oats
1 cup water
1 cup milk
pinch of salt


Put all ingredients into a pot and cook on low until the oats form a porridge-like consistency(see photo above)
Pour into a bowl and top with honey and a big spoon of the rhubarb. 
Enjoy! 




If you do try these recipes please post a comment below! I'd love to hear how they went! 

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Is Butter. Is Better.




What happened to good ‘old fashioned’ butter? You know, made from cream and a pinch of salt. There are a few tubs hidden away at the very end of the fridge aisle, but you have to go past a whole floral display of chemicals to find them. I’m talking about the scientific food minefield: margarine. Why are people veering their trolleys away from butter? Michael Pollan, a well acclaimed food journalist says, “Don’t eat anything your Great-Grandmother wouldn’t recognize as food” Would your grandma have grabbed the margarine to make scones, to bake a cake or enrich gravy? I’m going to go with a no.

What is wrong with butter? People have been eating it for centuries, so why has it, in the last 40 years or so, been met with such a wall of negativity? It’s more natural than any of the other health-claim-wannabe’s on the shelf. And the taste? Margarine doesn’t stand close in the slightest when compared to a thick creamy layer of golden butter on a crusty piece of fresh bread, or the enriched taste it gives mushrooms when they’re sautéed in a pan. For me to explain the brilliance of butter, I will have to show you just how bad that margarine in your trolley is.

In a recent episode of Master chef, contestants were asked to make butter. The Twitter verse went crazy over how easy it was, saying things like “Wow, it’s that simple is it?” and “why doesn’t anyone make their own butter anymore?” So why do customers go for fake food items, when the real thing is sitting right next to it? Have we been bullied so much about fat that we’re now afraid of it? Dairy products seem to have taken the biggest blow, in terms of food products labeled as ‘Fat’ and ‘Bad’ for you. Now we can choose from light cheese, ‘No fat Yoghurt’, ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter’, skim milk, ‘plastic’ cheese, ‘Butter soft’ and the various types of health-claim-cholesterol-dropping margarines. All these products use nutrients as buzzwords like added potassium, vitamin d, antioxidants, omega 3’s and proteins. Like full fat milk, butter is a taboo food item and is not welcome in the everyman’s trolley. But when we compare the diets around the world, the western diet is the worst in terms of health and sickness. We’re the ones with the obesity, the cancer, and the diabetes. So maybe our nutritionists don’t have all the answers.

How the times have changed, the legendary cook Julia Child once said “If you’re afraid of butter use cream” wise words, but to the consumers of today she sounds crazy. Just after her saying this, in the 1960’s, a new age of nutritionism took over and margarine was allowed to be injected with the colouring Tartazine E102 to make it yellow and appear like butter. Margarine then became the pop icon of modern food and hit the shelves in dozens of brands. A cheap try-hard version of creamy golden butter that told everyone it was healthier. How wrong it was. Regardless it took over. Consumers bought into its “99% Fat free” claims and “Added Omega 3” riffs. Who would have thought eating could get so sad and stoop to this level of crappy, spreadable, un-tasteful oil, BORING! I am an advocate of butter. Working in a French restaurant it seems to be the secret to making everything delicious. Bring butter back.

In recent times science has made the choices for consumers on what and whatnot to eat, but it just doesn’t seem to be cutting it. Our culture used to tell us how to eat: ‘Don’t eat those berries they’re poisonous’, ‘Don’t eat that meat, it’s gone rancid’. I say bring back the old wives tales. It’s not like our health could get any worse! These popular status-seeking foods, like margarine, need to be seen for what they really are. Bad. 

When I look at how ignored butter is in today’s world it saddens me. The idea of margarine being in my restaurant is almost unthinkable, I’ve never seen a chef use it, unless maybe to throw it at an apprentice, margarine is just not welcome otherwise.  Have you ever tried making a burn noissette with margarine? What you get is cruddy black sediment that reeks of something chemical, the nutty flavour you would get from butter is inexistent and instead it tastes almost like you’ve thrown a stick of glue into the pan instead. Why do we suddenly think we know better? Like margarine is the answer to all our cooking anxieties? Butter is as old as history, even Jesus was into it it’s that old, and it’s still made the same way it was centuries ago. A simple churning of cream and you’ve got yourself a smooth spreadable condiment that adds that needed moistness to a dry piece of bread, tastes sensational and that is not anything like margarine. Which alternatively, only gives the moist component to the bread and ultimately offers your toungue and tastebuds a tacky mouthfeel and dull taste. But butter is still left out on the shopping list, ignored in the supermarket aisles, and frowned upon at the checkout.

The process of making margarine is far more complicated than butter’s simple over whipping of cream. It involves hydrogenating clear unappetising fats or plant oils so that they become solid and paste like, then a whole bunch of chemicals and colourings are added to make it somewhat like butter. I spoke with  an electrician who has worked at an Edible Oil Industries (EOI) factory plant in Marrackville. He says, “There was allot of oils stored in a huge tank that had a number of vats that all combined to create different brands of margarine. If the temperature was lost on the lines feeding the mixing vats it would be a gooey mess of solidifying fat with a very greasy smell” Margarine is an imitation, and to me a total waste of time and money. It is butter’s pure taste and high fat content that makes it the best for cooking and baking, as it yields the best results in terms of tenderness and flakiness. Imagine a cake made with margarine; it would probably taste like soap and not have much bounce. Everything in moderation is the key, eating chemicals is not. In Michael Pollan’s recent book ‘Food Rules’, a smaller condensed ‘How to eat’ that follows on from his very informative ‘In Defense of Food’, we are given a gutsy eaters manual that takes this ‘back to basics’ approach to eating.  As Michael Pollan reiterates, “If it came from a plant eat it, if it was made in a plant, don’t”

A dairy farmer who sells his homemade butter at the north Sydney markets (run on the first Saturday of each month) spoke to me to talk about the secret of his sough- after organic butter. He said, “I just keep whipping.” These small tubs of yellow golden butter are local, fresh and free from nasty chemicals.. Food isn’t meant to be so complicated; in fact the simpler it is, the better it is for you.  It’s this kind of food we should aspire to consume. We’re not only supporting farmers and producers, we’re also making the healthier choice.

Interestingly butter wasn’t consumed properly until the sixteenth century. The English delayed this by using it for fuel in lamps (do they ever get food right?) Enter the French, who crafted the foundations of butter and consumed it in truckloads. They made sauces like Hollandaise and Béarnaise, made pastries like the Croissant and Danish, and enriched sweets like caramel and short-crust pastry. Their cuisine of today has a lot to thank for butter, the ‘Larousse Gastronomique’ would not be the same without it. Butter to the French is the essence of life, where we say ‘You can’t have your cake and eat it too.” The French say ‘You can’t have the butter and the money from selling the butter.’ Without butter the French would only have snails and frogs to sell.

But the French liked butter so much that in the 1860’s emperor Napoleon III awarded a prize to anyone who could come up with a cheaper substitute. Who would have thought it would be the experts of butter, to create its ultimate nemesis. Invented by a chemist, margarine entered the food scene along with its good friend industrialization and the two have been happily married ever since.  By the 1950’s butter had lost its appeal as consumers were told to go for the cheaper and ‘healthier’ option in margarine. Marketers and advertisers made it very hard for butter to get a reach out at the supermarket so many companies swapped over to margarine manufacturing. Giving the people what they wanted. This is where the ‘Butter vs Margarine’ debate gets laid on a little thick (pun intended.)


Margarine is not real food and you can tell with one glance at the ingredients. Michael Pollan suggests, “Avoid foods that are pretending to be something they are not.” Margarine is then, by this, a total fraud. What do we classify as ‘Food’? Is it anything edible, even down to those chemicals and preservatives food science is coming up with and shoving into these foods believed to be modern? Or is it something made from natural ingredients grown and cultivated on the earth?

To go shopping in a supermarket today is a scientific literary experience. Margarine alone seems to need more surface area for the amount of random words it has to fit on its label. Then the ingredients list is offered at the smallest possible font type, forcing one to put their glasses on to read it, and when you do, there doesn’t seem to have been much point.  The ingredients are a whole lot of gobble-de-gook, nothing you’d find in your average pantry

 How many of the following ingredients can you recognize?
Vegetable oils (corn, soybean), Hydrogen, whey, water, salt, emulsifiers; mono- and diglyceride, soy lecithin, vitamins A, Vitamin D3, flavoring, Vitamin A palmitate, Beta Carotene, potassium sorbate, sodium benzonate. Contains milk and soy.
I found this quote from a ‘Spread the facts campaign on margarine’ it reads: “About 99% of the ingredients in Meadow Lea, a leading brand of margarine spreads, are naturally sourced and can be found in the pantry of most Australian homes.”
Funny I don’t have potassium sorbate in my pantry. Do you?
If you try to read the ingredients of margarine out aloud (if you can pronounce the words) it sounds like your embarking on some sort of science experiment! Although it’s probably not the worst ingredient list I’ve ever seen, there are some absolute shockers out on the shelves, it still tick’s allot of  ‘No No’ boxes. A run through the list you will see artificial flavorings, supplements, preservatives, emulsifying agents (used to make things that don’t like to be together be together, like water and oil) and a whole lot of colour to make it look like the real thing.  Basically these chemicals are used to make something cheap and easily sourced, like vegetable oils, last long, look ‘edible’ and taste something like butter. Which in comparison has the ingredients list of three: cream, water and salt.

The body easily absorbs the naturally occurring vitamins in organic, grass-grazing cow-butter, as they are un-tampered with and made by nature, not by a food scientist’s lab equipment. But the partially hydrogenated vegetable oils or fats used to make margarine actually can block the bodies ability to utilize essential fatty acids which, while we’re told to avoid these, are in fact essential to being healthy and having a well-functioning body. Margarine is not so easily used by the body and can cause problems like: sexual dysfunction, increased blood cholesterol and paralysis of the immune system. This spread, this substitute for the real thing, this fake phony wannabe imitation is diminishing our health! As George Vigil a co-founder of the ‘We want organic food’ website says; “ Eating hydrogenated fats has been linked to cancer, atherosclerosis (hardening of the arteries), diabetes, worsening eyesight, obesity, birth defects, and sterility, problems with bones and tendons and heart disease. The vegetable oils can go rancid. Margarine contains preservatives, which are good for shelf life but lousy for you’re digestive tract. You're eating something the body is trying to digest, but that ‘something’ contains preservatives which fight digestion.”

‘I can’t believe it’s not butter?’ I can. The marketing attempts advertisers have used to make us fall into the trap of becoming margarine consumers are ridiculous. Who could forget Russell Clarke’s 1982 add for butter, with a mechanical cow to show the fake, artificial nature of margarine compared to the real taste of ‘direct from a cow’ butter. Where are the advertising campaigns like this for today’s consumers?

 Rule number fourteen of Michael Pollan’s Food Rules says, “Eat foods made from ingredients that you can picture in their raw state or growing in nature” Today the products located in the middle of your supermarket shelves are far from nature, actually they’re probably hundreds of thousands of kilometers away from where they were first grown. To make margarine, food manufacturers have taken a single, cheap, easy-to-grow material from who knows where and over-processed it to the point of being classified as edible. Progress? It’s making us fat, lazy and ignorant. Food should not be this! It is time we took things back to basics. Back to butter! Again Michael Pollan suggests, “If you’re concerned about your health, you should probably avoid products that make health claims. Why? Because a health claim on a food product is a strong indication it’s not really food, and food is what you want to eat”

Nutritionists seem to be embarking on a new way of seeing food as a collection of nutrients, and not FOOD. If you need calcium it can be added to your low fat cheese, if you need iron it can be added to your skim milk. What happened to going to the source?  Nutritionism has reigned for too long, and our lifestyles have become too obsessed with its rules and diets. Michael Pollan explains, “The first thing to understand about nutritionism is that it is not the same thing as nutrition. As the "-ism" suggests, it is not a scientific subject but an ideology. Ideologies are ways of organizing large swaths of life and experience under a set of shared but unexamined assumptions. This quality makes an ideology particularly hard to see, at least while it's still exerting it’s hold on your culture. A reigning ideology is a little like the weather all pervasive and so virtually impossible to escape. Still, we can try.”

Science has been the determining factor in allot of our food choices in the modern era. Nutritionists have replaced food with something else: nutrients. And because we can’t feel or taste nutrients we need someone to tell us how to eat. Butter and margarine are products in a world of many. But margarine was the first step towards a mountain of imitation products that have continued to mess with our pantries, swindle our taste buds and change our lifestyles. It’s time we choose culture over science. If we bring back butter, we bring back the idea that food can still be simple and real. In a world full of an obscene amount of choice and variety, I feel the answer is simple. The choice is made for you. 

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Get your head out of the books, and into the pasta.

The best food to study with is fresh and inspiring. Full with flavour and fresh ingredients! This is my pasta'a'la'pantry made from whatever I had on hand it's very yummy and quick!


Recipe for Pasta'a'la'pantry:

1 can of tomatoes
2 purple garlic cloves smashed
DECENT OLIVE OIL
pinch of chilli flakes
A handfull of good ham sliced
Ricotta
Rocket
A pinch of Chilli flakes 
Orecchiette, pasta that has an ear-like shape

Put a decent amount of olive oil in a pot, get it hot and add the ham and garlic
cook until the garlic is golden brown
then add the tomatoes, bring to the boil, season with pepper salt and chilli
simmer for 20 minutes 
cook pasta and serve together with some smooth ricotta and rocket!